Let’s go and get some shoes! What do I want the shoes for? I want some shoes for climbing mountains, strong, resistant, comfortable, long-lasting, waterproof, and practical, like a good friend that is always there for you when you need him and who’s never going to fail you…
Should I spend a lot of money on party shoes? Well… The shoes have to match that dress that I will probably only wear once in my life, so I’d rather not spend too much money on them. They have to look what they’re not, that is, good. So they have to look pretty and amazing without particularly being of good quality, like a one-night stand…
What about getting some nice good quality boots for the winter? Should I spend a lot of money on them? Aw, why not? Let’s use the credit card! Nice pair of black boots made of patent leather, good for any weather, will go well with any clothes and last for years… Boots that you will probably wear until the seams start to wear off, because you will become so attached to them, like an interesting, good-looking and faithful guy that you’ll love to bits and will be there for you for a long time, a sort of long term relationship…
I wouldn’t mind a nice lovely pair of party shoes, not too uncomfortable, which should go well with several outfits and I could wear several times but only occasionally, like a love affair…
Let’s not forget about those shoes that I really like, in the shop I go past every morning. Far too expensive, but… I can feel an unresolved sexual tension between us…
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I always use the same shoes , i just have a couple of pairs and it's also difficult for me to buy a new ones, just for the same that you say.
ReplyDeleteI discovered a good way to spend few money for that comfortable and ressistant shoes. Kid's shop!! They have my number (nowadays kids are bigfoots) , and shoes for kids are comfortable, strong, water ressistant nice and cheaper.